20101201

20101105

Batman is doing it.

20101030

Macho Sallad from Farsan

20101027

20101009

Railing feelings

20100929

found a new sport

http://www.youtube.com/profile?annotation_id=annotation_407273&user=albertoson&feature=iv
Enjoy the US man!
This guy wanted to be part of the blog, so I can't let him down ;)

20100928

Home at mumys´

so guys right home at mums house means for some people to get a lot of food and the laundry done. In my case I got a lot of wine as well !! They might be happy to meat me again only cause I go to the states on saturday, but I am much to exhausted and drunk to follow all these nonsence conversations family in countryside bases on -> pretty much fucked....
done...

20100915

happiness just knocked the door,

Snus just arrived, 5 cans, $20, shipment included, week and a half for it to kick. Not a perfection but at least they're not dry.

weekend is all set.

20100914

Good morning snusers!

If you happened to wonder why I disappeared from the screens for a couple of weeks now: my flat gets its internet connection tomorrow. So enjoy the time that is left without me spamming you down to your bones!


Senor R?.

To where my love goes to...

Don't know the availability of 7 eleven for you guys (TOPO, SHUT UP), as I never did much credit for my everyday coffee provider and a regret that till the very last peace of flesh in my bones, here it goes:



Cause early morning coffee is just the start of whole new adventure or a creepy Ke$ha like song. It's yours to take...

20100913

Hej Miguel! Happy to see your pretty face again!
And all you others? How is it going?
I'm now settled back in Stockholm. The weather is awful (as usual) and köttbullar hard to digest, but apart from those it's great to be here.
I attach a video to show what I'm planning to experiment in the next months when I get bored:


Ps: you are all very welcome to visit me here (Ruckliger R?hmg already booked and he is even bringing bottled friends with him;))


Take care and see you soon
Ste-Welpe-Cucciolo-TopoGigio

Big dad daddy yoyo finally visited his sis and grandma, no bid deal, but If I include the fact I live 4 blocks away from them and I'm here for like, uhmmm, 2 months? Not too bad. Sis is doing polite, nephew is a nonstop little devil and brother in law, well, I still don't know how his name is written, I also met some new cousins, that are way too old for me not to know their existence before, family always pumping bigger or my uncles don't know the concept of a rubber. By the way, I'm officially not a daddy, at least for the next 9 months.


I'll leave you with all my splendorous cuteness:




20100907

what to do with a bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

toumas invented the commercial with a poar bear, but due to critically endangered polarbears they changed to the brown ones -> in fact to boooring for toumas!!

20100904

Only the Strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbcY-G2_M2g

20100903

20100829

20100826

My friend just found a new better Jägerdealer, to fulfill my jägerlust, R$60, still high but pared with Absolut, fair. The guy recompense the outrageous price with a 24 hour booze delivery, freezing cold. Fantastic.



20100823

What a great guy!


20100818

Olá caras! Come va? Ich hoffe gut.

Some news from Germany: I finally found a place to stay at in Darmstadt. In case you wanna check it out and visit me (recommendable), get here:

$$ Yeah $$

So, what's cooking lately? I spent all my time with looking for the flat so that I don't have any news to tell. I might get wasted tonight though. But - unfortunately - without Snus. I'm not sure how that could happen. The stuff has to be ordered now.

20100814



Navigating trough the main Brazilian social network, the Google owned Orkut.com with over 25 million users. Searching for our surnames I got the following results, ranked by number of different individuals:


1º Stemp - over 1000
     Cerutti - over 1000
     
3º Röhrig, Roehrig - 755

4º Menegusto, Menegusso, Meneguzzo*- 642

Gräßer, Grasser - 118

6º Steinbrunn - 0
     Witthohn - 0
     Lesonen - 0



So guys, please, come and visit your families and the ones excluded do it to spread the surname and produce some locals.


*I know, it's a huge mistyping mess.

And Finn added to complete the douchebaggery.

20100811

Volkswagen is releasing a new version of their bus here and the ad is either the creepiest, or the sweetest thing I've ever saw, featuring an extra delicious butter flavored cloud baby sheep:

The bitch involved is this one:

http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/westschweiz/raser-sagt-tacho-hatte-panne-152952

News in german to help my kind german fellows

http://www.tio.ch/aa_pagine_comuni/articolo_interna.asp?idarticolo=578558&idsezione=9&idsito=1&idtipo=290

Or news in italian to help (not really sure) my kind brazilian fellow

Cheers


20100810


Could have been that bitch here. Kicherer CL 60. Tough shit, by the way.

Swede faces massive fine over Swiss speeding - The Local

Epic fail


Swede faces massive fine over Swiss speeding - The Local

20100809

Sweet

Here is Anelina as Miguel named me =)
Well well... Some spamming won't hurt.
Maybe this will hurt your feelings,
viewer discretion is advised.


I miss you douches
To answer the German Good Boy Rüdi

Since we all go fishing once in a while, not the worst thing to remember:




Cheers,

Your Captain
Swedish engineers


Damn smart people.

20100807

The Raw Truth

The first half minute

Stockholm? November? Clubbing? Uhm!

20100806

Another Angle

Well, as the world is moved by sex and we're indecent, let's see it once again:
Shirts off, flashes on
In a quick stalker job I found out that she bangs the hunchback guy and the outrageous episode was she fulfilling a bet obligation. After a while security came to kick her out and as people are evil her clothes disappeared but she was dressed by 6am, when I left.
There was some heavy truck-driver-lesbians/gay/whatever-is-was making out around that has been difficult to purge from my mind. With more titties promised I might come back.

20100805

Urgent Warning

For the fat ass Germans and the non-porn actor Italian whom got a please-write-something-invitation, do it. After an angry violent agreement me and Mister R held as follow: he had the idea and I would build the craplog. Here is it, so post any weirdo thought that pops up into your mind. Keep us up-to-date otherwise we will presume you're dead and send your family our  condolences.

This is compulsory.

Ruedi - The new guy

Hi! My name is Ruedi, I'm new here. Currently I'm trying to get used to all the features here and how this machine works. Up front great thanks to Senor M. for bringing this baby to life. Speaking of weather and food:

it's raining cats and dogs here and mama just prepared some pasta with cheese sauce.

So I'll be doing my work at the kitchen table, trying to become a big boy as well.



Ruedi - out.

20100804

Holly Weather

I don't quite get people, well, we're under heavy rains for almost a week, quite low temperatures, around zero the past few days, cloudy, no sun in all 499 state's cities, then people complain and that's fair. It starts to snow in a random place and everybody are so freakily excited about. And all I could comment was:

-"I'm not impressed"

But I am actually, because to have a shower in this summer-all-year house has been a pain in the ass. Sleeping with all these blankets over your chest might make breathing a hard task to be executed.
I'll go have some cappelletti in brodo otherwise I won't grow and become a big boy.

Snowconda

definition needed